Next up in the timeline - when a bad jobs report lands, the person reporting the unwanted data gets fired [0]. Undoubtedly a toadie will be put in their place who will report numbers that make fearless leader look better.
We are now well on our way to George Orwell's 1984 dystopia.
Honestly no one knows but two scenarios could play out:
1. The economy goes bad quickly as actoes realize they cant rely on data to make rational economic decisions.
2. Certain actors pay some quasi-governmental organization (say, "Friends of Mar-a-Lago Book Club") to get access to more accurate data, on the agreement that they make the stock market go brrrr, and they continue to make money.
We are now well on our way to George Orwell's 1984 dystopia.
[0] https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/01/business/trump-job-report-num...