What if every time users added a reaction to an email, they got "microsoft points" towards unlocking new reaction emojis?

:)

(gah, maybe it's dangerous to even joke about this)

Don't tell the Bing team.

You'll absolutely love this one then:

https://www.cnet.com/tech/services-and-software/funny-or-ann...

Imagine a poop emoji stamping on a human face, forever.