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		garciasn 31 days ago \| parent \| context \| favorite \| on: Cows can use sophisticated tools If your cats picked up a fork, it would be to eat you after they killed you in your sleep; but, I could see how that could be considered “scratching an itch.”

hugeBirb 31 days ago [–]

Maybe that's why they try to sleep directly on my neck every night. Always plotting something

garciasn 31 days ago | [–]

They’re not kneading you; they’re tenderizing the meat.

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